guchibby:

spaghetti

hungwy:

sapphic-matriarchy:

hungwy:

friska-freak:

nogirlfriend:

*spins my clothes in a wet metal tube then bakes them in a different metal tube to undo the wetness*

in literature this is called defamiliarization so congrats this post is officially a literary masterpiece  

In my house its called laundry! Thank you!

Three kinds of people

Im actually two of these people

petermaximoff:

cottagecore:

yall see the word pussy and hit that rb like the world ending

I don’t know what this says I just saw the word pussy and hit that rb like the world ending

coolcatgroup:

pornstarch:

why do cats run through the house like they forgot to pull their dinner rolls out of the oven

Simple zest for life

mexicanjesuschrist:

goldenicarus:

straight man: *speaks*

me and the only other gay person in class:

mohamedlamine:

dont say nothin just reblog if she looks like who you know we all think she looks like